Love and Marriage (főcímzene)

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other

Love and marriage, love and marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary

Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try and you will only come
To this conclusion

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one without the other

 Psycho Dad (eredeti)

Who's that riding into the sun.
Who's the man with the itchy gun.
Who's the man who kills for fun!
Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!

 Psycho Mom (Psycho Mama)

Who's the gal who needs no man?
Killed him dead with the frying pan.
Did it 'cause he missed the can.
Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom!

 Al mondókája (magyar)

A - Nekem Ti nagyon aranyosak vagytok
P - Mert mindig sok puszit adtok
U - Ugye engem soha el nem hagytok
C - Cukrot tőlem mindig kaptok
I - Azért, mert imádlak
Rakjátok most össze, kijön hogy: APUCI

 Al mondókája (angol)

D is for the many pies I baked you.
A is for the apple in my eye.
D is for the dish you ate the pie in.
D is for the apple in my eye.
Y ? Because I love you!
Put them all together, they spell "daddy"

 Al's Gardening Song

Ol' McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y.
And on this farm there was no wife, B-U-N-D-Y.
With a no wife here, and no kids there,
And a hooker coming over on Friday night,
Big hooters with a pizza and a beer there,
Old McBundy had a farm, B-U-N-D-Y!

 Al kerti dala

Vén McBundy farmja szép B-U-N-D-Y
Asszony sem volt a háznál
B-U-N-D-Y
Se menyasszony, sem két gyerek
Boldogságban élt igy ő
Evett meg ivott amennyi csak belefért
Vén McBundy farmja szép       B-U-N-D-Y

 "At the Nudie Bar"

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.

 Al karácsonyi ríme

Repül a szán, vár az észak,
A tél a legrémesebb évszak

                                 Hugi